Here goes...nothing.

malanga-coco:

one day i will completely hash out how bitterness as an insult is more potent as an attack against women then it is against men.

and i think a lot of it has to do with the thought that women are irrational and if we have been hurt by a man and justly place blame on that man…

constantcalibrations:

chuck-the-funk:

thcbodycleanse:

this is like when you’re sitting with someone that you really like then you like touch knees or something and all of a sudden you feel all this energy going through both of you through this one point of contact
this gif is kinda like that

This will forever be my favorite gif

oh god i can’t handle the colors chosen for this

constantcalibrations:

chuck-the-funk:

thcbodycleanse:

this is like when you’re sitting with someone that you really like then you like touch knees or something and all of a sudden you feel all this energy going through both of you through this one point of contact

this gif is kinda like that

This will forever be my favorite gif

oh god i can’t handle the colors chosen for this

obscenepromqueen:

words by Paul Baribeau

Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you

petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack 

pleathertramp:

Kelpie.